Looking back on the funny things that I have said...

So as i was cleaning my room today, I found a journal that Holly gave me for my birthday I think when I was 14? i was supposed to fill it with my hopes and dreams. Man, I have some funny random thoughts, and I am going to share some of my favorites with the world.

"A hope and dream of mine is to become a mother. Who knows how i will accomplish this, cause what if I'm an old maid. I couldn't even be a cat lady, because i'm allergic to cats. Where's the fun in that? Maybe I'll adopt kids from China. That wouldn't be very nice, becuase the rest of their lives I'd make fun of them for being squinty eyed. I don't know though, being pregnant kinda appeals to me. Having something growing inside of you, that eats all your food, kicks your bladder so you pee your pants, and they make you look like you have a beach ball that is about to explode under yours shirt just sounds like oodles and boodles of fun to me. "

Wow, i was a deep thinking 14 year old.

"One of my hopes and dreams is when I grow up, not to have any gosh, darn, bleepity beepity bleep Christmas Eve traditions. Maybe when my little urchins/kids are little, but when they're old enough to know that they're Mary and that their brother is Joseph and when they think of the situation, and the words, "Ew", or "Gross" or "Disgusting", or "That's uncalled for" come to mind, then it's time to stop."

Still true today. And then i go on to talk about what a creeper Santa Claus is.

Well, i'm just bored, but i have to go back to cleaning my room. Peace and Blessings. PEACE and blessings.

We are the Cola's!! Hear us......fizzle?

Hello. Me and my friends created a group to show how much we truly love each other!! We are coming out with a line of inspired...mens underwear in our appropriate coca cola alter egos. Well, know that you are excited about our line of...mens underwear, lets introduce those sweet girls!!

Holly! aka, LIME!

Jessy! aka, CF! (Caffeine Free)

Kaari!! aka CHERRY!!!

And Alex! aka VANILLA!

Know, you might be thinking to yourself, why cola? Why not, hmm.....Fantas? Well, let me tell you why. First of all, Fanta's are taken, and they have become something of, well an annoyance to many a people. I mean, that's ALL they talk about, how the Fanta's have been reunited! WHOOPEE! I really can care less. They have photo albums. And I wouldn't even put it past them to dress in their appropriate colors on the first day of school, and walk down the halls linking arms and singing. But have they even thought about creating a line of...mens underwear?! I suppose that they have not! So, that automatically makes the Cola's cooler than the Fanta's. Also, nobody really likes Fanta drinks. They are way too sugary, and artificial tasting. On the other hand, coke is a drink that binds the world together. World peace could eventually be attained using Coca Cola, where as, could Fanta ever do that? H no! And also, another added bonus of Coca cola, is that in the olden days, it used to have like, REAL cocaine in it! Who doesn't like that?! So you see, Cola makes Everybody happy! Fanta's make people fat and depressed and annoyed. Amen.