Looking back on the funny things that I have said...

So as i was cleaning my room today, I found a journal that Holly gave me for my birthday I think when I was 14? i was supposed to fill it with my hopes and dreams. Man, I have some funny random thoughts, and I am going to share some of my favorites with the world.

"A hope and dream of mine is to become a mother. Who knows how i will accomplish this, cause what if I'm an old maid. I couldn't even be a cat lady, because i'm allergic to cats. Where's the fun in that? Maybe I'll adopt kids from China. That wouldn't be very nice, becuase the rest of their lives I'd make fun of them for being squinty eyed. I don't know though, being pregnant kinda appeals to me. Having something growing inside of you, that eats all your food, kicks your bladder so you pee your pants, and they make you look like you have a beach ball that is about to explode under yours shirt just sounds like oodles and boodles of fun to me. "

Wow, i was a deep thinking 14 year old.

"One of my hopes and dreams is when I grow up, not to have any gosh, darn, bleepity beepity bleep Christmas Eve traditions. Maybe when my little urchins/kids are little, but when they're old enough to know that they're Mary and that their brother is Joseph and when they think of the situation, and the words, "Ew", or "Gross" or "Disgusting", or "That's uncalled for" come to mind, then it's time to stop."

Still true today. And then i go on to talk about what a creeper Santa Claus is.

Well, i'm just bored, but i have to go back to cleaning my room. Peace and Blessings. PEACE and blessings.