Jacob

Oh jacob, Jacob. I love your face. Oh jacob, your butt is so perfectly placed. Bella is stupid, I'd take you over Edward any day. I will always love you, no matter what people say. I wrote your name, on my hand. And if we get married, it would be quite grand. You suck at acting, but that's okay, because when you look at me, my heart gets all mushy, like clay. When you take your shirt off, I want to faint. I can't look at those washboard abs without losing all my restraint. Your eyes are so dark, they seem to go on for miles. I would do anything, just to see you smile. (thats what the prostitute said) I still can't get over your butt. It just makes me want to be like, What?! What?! Just look at that butt! I love it, a lutt. Bella is psycho, i bet she uses Geico. I love you. I love you. I do. Your hott, Edwards not. Bella and Taylor Swift don't know what they are doing, and people should know that it's you that I am now pursuing. I love you, I love you, I do.

Hello.

So last week, I went on trek. i hated it. No seriously, I did. I'm pretty sure my parents are about to shoot me today too. At family home evening, they asked me to talk about all the "spiritual experiences that happened to me at trek." I didn't have any. Then they asked if, "knowing what I know ....now? (or is is know, i don't get it) would i go back onto trek." to which I replied, "not on your life." Those were not the answers that they were expecting.....oh well.
On trek, I gained a reputation for a stomach healer. While on choir tour, Zoe Wilde taught me a very grand thing. You can make upset stomachs go away, simply by rubbing them. You see, this works because you get the satisfaction of knowing that someone cares enough about you to rub your stomach. I will rub anybodies stomach, I love doing it for some reason. Kaari McIntire also taught me another way to heal upset stomachs, but I only use that as a last resort.
Tomorrow I am going to the Eclipse midnight showing. Don't mock me. I am so excited. Me, Haley Hillstead, and Candice Davis have started a tradition of going to the midnight showings of all the twilight movies, and mocking them loudly while they are showing. People basically want to shoot us by the end of the movies, because we are insulting the fanatics the whole time. The best part about those movies is that they are CHALK full of Thats What She Said jokes. I am in heaven basically.
Everyone is getting sick. Poor Holly threw up her guts today, and I have some other friends that have some sort of stomach flu. Kaari basically died on the last day of trek, and she also threw up. Throw Up doesn't bother me. Crap does. I sound like a seal begging for a fish at Sea World, and I speak like a 900 hooker. My favorite thing to say out loud lately is, "Hey sugar. Wanna have some fun?" Yes, sounding like a hooker is great fun. Well, Holly, I hope this was entertaining enough for you. And Jessy Russell, I love you and thanks for your help today. Peace and blessings. Peace and blessings.

Boredom....

I hate being bored. One day, you can do something inspiringly amazing, then the next day....it's boring as heck. It doesn't make sense in my mind. Yesterday was oodles and boodles of fun, especially stalking Cortt with Jessy and Haley. But then today....nothing is going on. At all. And the phone keeps ringing. And the washer caught on fire again...and so i spent like an hour bailing all the water out. It's so weird how our washer catches on fire! And robbie gets so proud of us whenever the smoke alarm goes off cause of it, and we all have to evacuate the house. He makes us do monthly fire drills, just because he's like an official jr. firefighter of Sandy, City. He is basically obsessed with fire safety. He was going to make us to weekly fire drills, but luckily, those got vetoed. Robbie is the funniest seven year old that you are likely to meet. He thinks that everything is his, ex."Those were MY brownies?!" and I once entered him in the cutest dog competition in 7th grade, and he took 2nd place. I love him, and he makes my life complete. I don't know what I would do without my Robbie.

Hello....

Hello there. I have to go to summer school tomorrow. I don't want to go. Summer school sucks a duck, but I love Annie Bartlome and David Jacobsen. Without them, my life would not be complete. I went to Summerfest, and it was fun but a waste of money, and I got my hopes up over nothing. But the fireworks were cool, and I enjoyed spending lots and lots of time with my buddy Holly.
Have you ever realized what big calves soccer players have? But i have been outlawed from talking about that.
I am a nerd. Yes, it is true. My favorite game is Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, from the 64 of course! I had recently been stuck in the Water Temple, because I had not collected one key, and I was so close to getting that dang boss key, when my computer crashed, and I lost my game. So know I'm in the Deku Tree. Yes, it is true, when I found that out, I cried. And called Haley Hillstead, who is basically the only person who truly understands my pain. And the idiot, she just finished the Water Temple, and she rubbed it in my face. Rude, that's what that is called.
I don't want to go on Trek. Really really really don't want to go, but i'm trying to get a better attitude about it, but it is taking seriously forever. Camping is NOT my thing. I can't even stand girls camp that well, and we're in cabins for those! Anyways..........peace and blessings.

Little Ones.....twss

I love thats what she said jokes. My psychology teacher, Mr. Fong, said that I can make anything dirty, and I am inclined to agree with him. You could call me obsessed....thats what she said, but i just can't seem to stop making them. Sometimes, when actually saying "thats what she said" out loud seems...well.....inappropriate, I will simply just SNAP my fingers, and eventually people figure out what I mean when I do that, and laugh. Like this hahahahaha. ha.
I like smores. They are wonderfully delicious. They are also small. SNAP. Jessy would get mad if I said that, so instead of saying it, I snapped it! BEND AND SNAP! nevermind....it just sounds wrong.

Rantings of a 16 year old Girl

Hello there. My name is Alex Doggett, aka Paco in the country of Brasil and all those from there....basically. I live a very sophisticated life, haha just kidding. My life is full of random adventures, that usually including going someplace in a car. Going someplace in a car is how all grand adventures begin, well most of them anyways. My inspiration in life is Holly Robinson. I aspire to be like her someday, I wish that I could take photos like she does. I also want my eyelashes to be as long and curled as hers are, but they are like that naturally, and alas, mine...are not. The world cup starts this Friday, I'm stoked. I like to dance, it is so fun. I cannot tell my right from my left, so I just kinda give up trying to learn them. I also can't remember when to say know and when to say now, so I just put a k infront of them both to save time. I don't like riding big people bikes, and snakes and birds scare me greatly. But i can ride a scooter, like a razor scooter. I am so good at riding those, it's scary. Any weird noises that I hear, I automatically think that it's a bird. One of my favorite movies is Lion King, because Elton John wrote the music. There is a hyena named Ed on there, and he kinda reminds me of myself. I can't go anywhere without my phone, and I am addicted to texting. I also once saw a purple talking cell phone and a gorilla getting busy outside of Ernies. I hate Ernies. Yes. Yes. Okay.